Humor Quote by Lisa Kleypas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.”

“I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?”

“The letter had been crumpled up and tossed onto the grate. It had burned all around the edges, so the names at the top and bottom had gone up in smoke. But there was enough of the bold black scrawl to reveal that it had indeed been a love letter. And as Hannah read the singed and half-destroyed parchment, she was forced to turn away to hide the trembling of her hand.”

“I don’t want to be a widow, I don’t want Michael Bayning, and I don’t want you to joke about such things, you tactless clodpole!”

“Rohan, one of us is an unmarried man with superior mathematical abilities and no prospects for the evening. The other is a confirmed lecher in an amorous mood, with a willing and nubile young wife waiting at home. Who do you think should do the damned account books?" And, with a nonchalant wave, St. Vincent had left the office.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.”

“I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.”

“We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.”

“The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.”

“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?”