Humor Quote by Tite Kubo — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Truth only exists for those who cling to it.”

“Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!”

“BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...”

“You just noticed? You're slow...”

“I have always been afraid... Always been pretending to follow you closely, alwyas been pretending to sharpen my teeth, when the truth is, I am ... scared to death just treading on your shadow.”

“The perfect being, huh? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliché, but it’s the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But, what’s the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not a single thing. I loathe perfection! If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination. No place left for a person to gain additional knowledge or abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientists such as ourselves, perfection only brings despair. It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never to obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person who finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony. In short, the moment that foolishness left your mouth and reached my ears, you had already lost. Of course, that’s assuming you are a scientist”

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”

“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

“Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.”

“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?”

“Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.”

“I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.”