Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.”

“Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?”

“I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.”

“I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.”

“Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.”

“He gave a dark chuckle. “But you’re not, so you had absolutely no qualms about kneeing me in the groin, right?”

“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”

“Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“All you have to do, I tell myself, is keep your mouth shut and look stupid. It shouldn't be that hard.”