Humor Quote by Tom Snyder — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And you call yourself a Christian,' were Hilly's words to me and I thought, God. When did I ever do that?”

“Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”

“It crosses my mind that Cinna's calm and normal demeanor masks a complete madman.”

“Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.”

“Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?”