Humor Quote by H. Jackson Brown Jr. — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A kiss on the beach when there is a full moon is the closest thing to heaven.”

“Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.”

“Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

“I've learned... . That being kind is more important than being right.”

“It’s like this…a starving man would gladly eat a radish, right? In fact, a radish would be a feast if that’s all he had. But if he had a buffet in front of him, the radish would never be chosen.”

“This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“Of course I’m sure! Jesus Christ, I’m goddamn God for fuck’s sake! Now quit sniveling and jump through that goddamn glass wall forthwith or I’ll leave you with the killer clones, revoking your Chosen One status and whatnot.”