Humor Quote by Kylie Scott — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Stick your dick in’?” I asked, my brows probably touching. “Did you actually just say that?”

“It is. I’m your boyfriend now, which”

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“I don't know what I was expecting a vampire's room to look like. Maybe lots of black, a bunch of books by Camus... oh, and a sensitive portrait of the only human the vamp ever loved, who had no doubt died of something beautiful and tragic, thus dooming the vamp to an eternity of moping and sighing dramatically.”

“I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.”