Humor Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Why did he have to have such a...charming grin? It was the kind I knew numerous others had fallen prey to.”

“Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial”

“Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.”

“I know you’re strong and so resilient it’s fucking unbelievable, but you don’t have to always be strong with me. It’s okay to not be okay when you’re with me,”

“People tend to look on the beliefs of the past as being primitive and unintelligent, yet we are seeing more truth in the past every day.”

“Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again”

“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“I always listen to you. Except when I don't.”

“Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?”

“Disappointment came to me,”