Humor Quote by Jennifer L. Armentrout — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.”

“Why did he have to have such a...charming grin? It was the kind I knew numerous others had fallen prey to.”

“Death is like an old friend who pays a visit, sometimes when it's least expected and other times when you're waiting for her. It's neither the first nor the last time she'll pay a visit, but that doesn't make any death less harsh or unforgiving.”

“Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.”

“You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot out so fast it was a blur, picked up a strand of her hair. “And you’re really not even that pretty.”

“Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”