Humor Quote by Lauren Graham — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

“Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“It has been remarked (by a lady infinitely cleverer than the present author) how kindly disposed the world in general feels to young people who either die or marry. Imagine then the interest that surrounded Miss Wintertowne! No young lady ever had such advantages before: for she died upon the Tuesday, was raised to life in the early hours of Wednesday morning, and was married upon the Thursday; which some people thought too much excitement for one week.”

“A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.”

“I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacrament. It will not be wasted on some hormone-driven frenzy. This is why I wanted you to feed from me.”