Humor Quote by Molly Harper — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I think the very word stalking implies that you're not supposed to like it. Otherwise, it would be called 'fluffy harmless observation time'.”

“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.”

“You can't worry about the future so much that you miss out on the present.”

“I haven't had a lot of good, soft things in my life," he said against my forehead. "Not since my family sent me away. Apart from being your sire and feeling that pull to you, it's that goodness, that softness and warmth, along with the resolve and strength in you, that I love. Being turned hasn't taken that from you. If someone were going to design the perfect mate for me, it would be you. Even when you infuriate me with your pigheaded stubbornness and your temper and incredible lack of anything resembling self-preservation—”

“Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.”

“Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?”

“Work fast.”

“Charlotte, darling, Henry said to his wife, who was staring at im in gape-mouthed horror. Jassamine, beside her, was wided eyed. Sorry im late. You know, i think i might nearly have the sensor working-”

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?”