Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”

“The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.”

“Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength.”

“You may remember that on earth—though of course we never confessed it—the death of anyone we knew, even those we liked best, was always mingled with a certain satisfaction at being finally done with them.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“Babcock fidgeted with one of his cufflinks while staring down the remaining brokers in his office. He then delivered something akin to a pep talk in a severe tone. "... The world depends on our services. Services that must not be impeded. We don't break our backs producing things that have no real value—food, shelter, clothes ... art. No! We're titans of finance. We move intangible things and ideas around the world on digital platforms. No one else in the world can accumulate as much wealth as we do by simply moving around one and zeros on computers.”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

“You used nunchucks on a moose?”

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”