Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I felt the unfairness of it, the inarguable injustice of loving someone who might have loved you back but can't due to deadness.”

“Reading someone's poetry is like seeing them naked" -Davis Pritchett”

“It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.”

“What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies the reality of death and the reality that we are surrounded by and outnumbered by the dead. Here, is a very playful way of acknowledging that and acknowledging that and that always, whenever we play, whenever we live, we are living in both literal and metaphorical ways on the memory and bones of the dead.”

“Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.”

“The Colonel led all the cheers.”

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“What is your advice to young writers?”

“Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture.”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“You're not eating anything," said Marilla sharply, eying her as if it were a serious shortcoming. Anne sighed.”