Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What I love about the sculpture is that it makes the bones that we are always walking and playing on manifest, like in a world that so often denies the reality of death and the reality that we are surrounded by and outnumbered by the dead. Here, is a very playful way of acknowledging that and acknowledging that and that always, whenever we play, whenever we live, we are living in both literal and metaphorical ways on the memory and bones of the dead.”

“No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand your obsession with romantic love. There are other ways to have fulfilling relationships that can sustain you and make your life great and fun other than having a sexualized relationship. It’s not the only kind of fulfilling human interaction. So, even if you are single forever, that doesn’t mean that you’ve had some kind of failed life.”

“Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.”

“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off.”

“She cannot possibly be dead, people do not just die”

“Well, I have lost you; and I lost you fairly;”

“How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked.”

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”

“Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many.”

“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”