Humor Quote by John Kennedy Toole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'”

“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!”

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.”

“Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.”

“My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.”

“There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks.”

“The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.”