Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And you're blind?”

“He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.”

“A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night”

“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out.”

“My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first”

“*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”

“Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.”

“Percy says be talked to a Nereid in Charleston Harbor!”