Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...”

“Percy?" Annabeth gripped his arm.”

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can.”

“I said hello to the poodle.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun.”

“Are you guys busy?" Juniper asked.”

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”

“Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.”

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…”

“The secret to humor is surprise.”

“I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”