Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.”

“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“The man once wrote:”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“Ack!" I said.”

“That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.”

“Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone.”

“Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.'”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”