Humor Quote by J.D. Robb — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?”

“Eve: What is it about asking you Catholic questions that gets you all jumpy?”

“Roarke: You'd enjoy flying more if you'd learn the controls.”

“I said, you're the beat of my heart, the breath in my body, the light in my soul.”

“She, as no other ever could, reached every corner of his heart. His joy, and his salvation.”

“You've got no sense of humor.”

“Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well,”

“You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.”