Humor Quote by Jasper Fforde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no great buildings, no medical science, no Mozart, no Van Gogh, no Muppets and no Louis Armstrong.”

“I shouldn't believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

“For every expert there is an equal and opposite expert.”

“I didn't set out to discover a truth. I was actually sent to the Outer Fringes to conduct a chair census and learn some humility. But the truth inevitably found me, as important truths often do, like a lost thought in need of a mind.”

“Everything comes to an end. A good bottle of wine, a summer’s day, a long-running sitcom, one’s life, and eventually our species. The question for many of us is not that everything will come to an end but when. And can we do anything vaguely useful until it does?”

“Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.”

“I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!”

“I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.”

“People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.'”

“I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.”

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”

“I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.”