“After playing my father used to coach, we used to follow him around Sp...” — Marcos Alonso Quote

“After playing my father used to coach, we used to follow him around Spain. We used to travel with him to many cities.”

“I don't know why someone would go to Bayern Munich.”

“Italians work hard physically and tactically.”

“Once you're in a room like '30 Rock,' it's a creative setting, so you write more even after you go home, just because you're still in that mode of coming up with jokes. So the job wasn't sapping standup jokes, but it was sapping stand up time and energy, and I wouldn't be able to travel as much.”

“Work done by other people sounds easy. How hard can it be to take care of a newborn who sleeps 20 hours a day? How hard can it be to keep track of your billable hours? To travel for one night for business? To get a 4-year-old ready for school? To return a few phone calls? To load the dishwasher? To fill out some forms?”