Humor Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““Why are you leaving me?”

“Because sometimes people who seem good”

““Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on.”

“I thought about all of the things that everyone ever says to each other, and how everyone is going to die, whether it's in a millisecond, or days, or months, or 76.5 years, if you were just born. Everything that's born has to die, which means our lives are like skyscrapers. The smoke rises at different speeds, but they're all on fire, and we're all trapped.”

“When I heard your organization was recording testimonies, I knew I had to come. She died in my arms, saying 'I don't want to die.' That is what death is like. It doesn't matter what uniforms the soldiers are wearing. It doesn't matter how good the weapons are. I thought if everyone could see what I saw, we would never have war anymore.”

“I could not believe in a God that would challenge faith like this.”

“Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“You don't always have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one”

“The secret to humor is surprise.”