Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“Still, he figured, sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do, and then sometimes you've just got to run like hell after it's done.”

“They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.”

“Plans are invitation to disappointment.”

“tanith: have you called the police?”

“Every once in a while, I get the urge. You know what I’m talking about, don’t you? The urge for destruction. The urge to hurt, maim, kill.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.”

“You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.”

“If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.”