Humor Quote by David Mitchell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How gleefully life shreds our well crafted plans.”

“Go on, my dear," urges the snake. "Take one. Hear it? 'Pluck me,' it's saying. That big, shiny red one. 'Pluck me, pluck me now and pluck me hard.' You know you want to.”

“People pontificate, "Suicide is selfishness." Career churchmen like Pater go a step further and call in a cowardly assault on the living. Oafs argue this specious line for varying reason: to evade fingers of blame, to impress one's audience with one's mental fiber, to vent anger, or just because one lacks the necessary suffering to sympathize. Cowardice is nothing to do with it - suicide takes considerable courage. Japanese have the right idea. No, what's selfish is to demand another to endure an intolerable existence, just to spare families, friends, and enemies a bit of soul-searching.”

“The last of the cherry blossom. On the tree, it”

“Strip back the beliefs pasted on by governesses, schools, and states, you find indelible truths at one's core.”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”

“I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”

“Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!”

“They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”