Humor Quote by Johnny Depp — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

“Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.”

“Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.”

“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”

“Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'.”

“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself in an enormous canopy bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of freshly made muffins and hand-squeezed orange juice on a silver tray, you will know that your day will be a splendid one. If you wake up to the sound of church bells, and find yourself in a fairly big regular bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of hot tea and toast on a plate, you will know that your day will be O.K. And if you wake up to the sound of somebody banging two metal pots together, and find yourself in a small bunk bed, with a nasty foreman standing in the doorway holding no breakfast at all, you will know that your day will be horrid.”

“Dearest creature in creation,”

“I tried to tell you. You said you didn't care, remember?”