Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You may remember that on earth—though of course we never confessed it—the death of anyone we knew, even those we liked best, was always mingled with a certain satisfaction at being finally done with them.”

“The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow old because we quit playing.”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

“I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.”

“I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.”

“Here is a lesson in creative writing.”

“Ah, well,ʺ said Abe, idly studying his fingertips. ʺI have it on good authority thereʹs going to be a new ‘gateʹ opening up soon over on the south side of the wall.”

“We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”