Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To their simple, degenerate minds there was only one thing to do when faced by a God more powerful than their own: Convert.”

“Impossible things are really rough to do, you know.”

“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”

“I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong places.”

“I trust you with their lives,' Prof said, still writing, 'and them with yours. Don't betray that trust, son. Keep your impulses in check. Don't just act because you can; act because it's the right thing to do. If you keep that in mind, you'll be all right.”

“Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.”

“Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a leather clad Ren standing next to the gorgeous racing motorcycle holding his helmet made my brain go numb. I had kind of a this-is-your-brain-on-drugs moment, only mine was more like a this-is-your-brain-on-seeing-Ren-in-tight-leather moment. If they’d been smart, the Ducati Company should have used him in a commercial and given him the bike for free.”

“Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?”

“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said.”