Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But there’s a Sufi story that challenges the notion that people believe only because they need an opiate. Rabe’a al-Adiwiyah, a great woman saint of Sufism, was seen running through the streets of her hometown, Basra, carrying a torch in one hand and a bucket of water in the other. When someone asked her what she was doing, she answered, ‘I am going to take this bucket of water and pour it on the flames of hell, and then I am going to use this torch to burn down the gates of paradise so that people will not love God for want of heaven or fear of hell, but because He is God.”

“He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...”

“You can't just make me different and then leave”

“I don't care if the New York Times writes an obituary for me. I just want you to write one. ... You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.”

“Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.”

“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.”

“Heifer.”

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

“No. Absolutely not.'”