Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.”

“Women are sneaky.”

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

“Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.”

“I took a speed-reading course and read”

“When you say gorgeous,” Jen started, “are we talking Brad Pitt boyish good looks, or Johnny Depp make ya want to slap somebody?” “No, we’re talking Brad and Johnny need to bow down and”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“have i gone mad?”

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”

“Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?”