Humor Quote by Alice Oseman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know why people pair up into couples? Because being a human is fucking terrifying. But it's a hell of a lot easier if you're not doing it by yourself.”

“Would you kiss me?”

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.”

“They say: Think twice before you jump. I say: Jump first and then think as much as you want!”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.”