Humor Quote by Laurell K. Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.”

“All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.”

“Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.”

“I knew from the moment I heard you, the moment I saw the gun and realized that this lovely, petit woman was the executioner, that you would never die waiting for me to save you - that you would save yourself.”

“Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.”

“I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time; now I had to start living for them.”

“Never memorize something that you can look up.”

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad”

“Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.”

“The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It is not enough for me to wear dark sunglasses and a wig. The wheelchair gives me away.”