Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Everyone always underestimates the idiot.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“Captain! To your left there’s a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor who’s running tests on Lunars and I’m being held by one of Levana’s wolf hybrids and please be careful!”

“I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back.”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”

“Regarding Her Majesty, Queen Levana, has she or any of the Lunar court commented on the escape of the convict?”

“I wouldn't even consider it if I were you. But then if I were you, I would not be me, and if I were not me, I would not be able to advise you, and if I were unable to advise you, you'd do as you like, so you might as well do as you like and have done with it.”

“Har. Bloody. Har.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.”

“I hate girls that giggle all the time...”