Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“See? Injustice. Here we are, risking our lives to rescue Kai and this whole planet, and Adri and Pearl get to go to the royal wedding. I’m disgusted. I hope they spill soy sauce on their fancy dresses.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“Are you here for a reason, Cheshire?”

“rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Jace said.”

“You teach combat, I guess.”

“My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.”

“Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.”

“I like the sound of that, crashing Monica's party," he glanced at Michael, then quickly away. "What about you? That break some kind of vampire rules or something?”