Humor Quote by Marissa Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Keep your head in the clouds and your hands on the keyboard.”

“I believe it is the mark of a great leader to question the decisions that came before him.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“Captain! To your left there’s a Lunar guard and on your right is a doctor who’s running tests on Lunars and I’m being held by one of Levana’s wolf hybrids and please be careful!”

“One to be a murderer. One to be a Martyr. One to be a Monarch. One to go Mad”

“In a typical college romance novel, he'd be a gorgeous but troubled sex god who'd cure all my deep-seated psych issues with a good hard fuck. I'd smell his misogyny and abusive tendencies from miles off but my brain would turn to hormone soup because abs. That's the formula. Broken girl + bad boy = sexual healing. All you need to fix that tragic past is a six-pack. More problems? Add abs.”

“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.”

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”