Humor Quote by Paramahansa Yogananda — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Seeds of past karma cannot germinate if they are roasted in the fires of divine wisdom.”

“There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?”

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“Don't panic. Are you sitting? You probably don't need to sit. Well, possibly. At least lean on something.”

“I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.”