Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“We are not going to die.”

“Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, though, that growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.”

““Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, though, that growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.”

“If you go to your death rather than do everything you might to prevent what is happening, you are merely committing suicide and trying to make yourself feel better about it. That is the act of a coward. It is beneath contempt.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.”

“Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.”

“When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?”

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”