Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”

“Life is not notable for its overabundance of certainty.”

“Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original.”

“Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”

“Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.”

“It wasn’t until I’d walked halfway across the parking lot that I realized: 1. I wasn’t wearing shoes.”

“Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is”

“The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...”