Humor Quote by Bob Ross — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.”

“Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.”

“Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?”

“Hercules,huh? Percy frowned. "That guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece. Everywhere you turn--there he is.”

“A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.”