Humor Quote by Joss Whedon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There’s a fine line between support and stalking and let’s all stay on the right side of that.”

“Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.”

“Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.”

“Recognizing power in another does not diminish your own.”

“You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”

“My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,”

“I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But now that I’m middle-aged, I know better. Oh, Romeo certainly thinks he loves his Juliet. Driven by hormones, he unquestionably lusts for her. But if he loves her, it’s a shallow love. You want proof?” Cagney didn’t wait for Dr. Victor to say yay or nay.”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”

“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“Do you love him?”

“I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”