Humor Quote by Kim Harrison — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate.”

“Big lots,' I said, seeing the eighty-year-old oaks and shady lawns. The houses were set way back and had iron fences and stone drives.”

“Endings are not always bad. Most times they're just beginnings in disguise.”

“Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?”

“Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”

“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid.”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.”

“She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.”

“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.”

“Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.”

“If you are good life is good.”