Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”

“So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.”

“Jeez, Hazel," Percy said, "tell your horse to watch his language.”

“I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'”

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”

“Who cares even if I didn't?!" Conor shouted back. "They're just stupid berries. Woo-hoo,”