Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.”

“[Leo] lunged at Passalos, but the red-furred dwarf was too quick. He sprang from his chair, bounced off Jason’s head, did a flip, and landed next to Leo, his hairy arms around Leo’s waist.”

“She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed.”

“Nico found a sort of freedom in knowing that eventually, no matter what happened, he would end up at the foot of his father’s throne.”

“We’re fine.’”

“Holy mother!”

“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally dropped the luggage to the floor. "How can one man have so much conditioner?”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace”

“I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, cowardly, and mentally warped that will be if it turns out to be true.”

“Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgier thing.”

“All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.”