Humor Quote by John Kennedy Toole — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

“Heifer.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

“When it came time for me to give my talk on the subject, I started off by drawing an outline of the cat and began to name the various muscles.”

“So--what's it like, being a vampire?”