Humor Quote by Francesca Zappia — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad,”

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”

“I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.”

“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?”

“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”

“You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”