Humor Quote by Anne Bishop — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“She's magic, Cassandra. A single flower blooming in an endless desert.”

“Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for morale and made it so much harder to find new employees.”

“People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?”

“Some men die for lack of love…some die because of it. Think about it.”

“Popularity's a weird thing. You can't really define it, and it's not cool to talk about, but you know it when you see it. Like a lazy eye, or porn.”

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“...Where does she get her supplies?”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.”