Humor Quote by G.K. Chesterton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction; for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.”

“Free verse is like free love; it is a contradiction in terms.”

“When men have come to the edge of a precipice, it is the lover of life who has the spirit to leap backwards, and only the pessimist who continues to believe in progress.”

“Science must not impose any philosophy, any more than the telephone must tell us what to say.”

“We fear men so much, because we fear God so little. One fear cures another. When man's terror scares you, turn your thoughts to the wrath of God.”

“The difference between the poet and the mathematician is that the poet tries to get his head into the heavens while the mathematician tries to get the heavens into his head.”

“Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is”

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”

“There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.”

“I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.”

“In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases”

“Procrastinate now, don't put it off.”