“I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I d...” — Jay Pharoah Quote

“I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.”

“Either I'm in the studio creating something, or I'm on stage doing some stand-up somewhere... or I'm creating a parody video flexing my pecs.”

“I'm from the burbs. I've been in the hood, but I don't live there. I have lived in the hood, but I don't live there anymore. I lived in Harlem, and that was crazy, even though Harlem is a lot nicer than it used to be.”

“God forbid I do the 'Electric Slide' at a wedding or something. People would lose their minds.”

“I get people using my admin skills to try to basically plan their wedding or stag night. They say, 'Can you just come up with six tasks for us on our hen night?'”

“I just wrapped this movie called 'The Wedding Crashers' which was a pretty big break for me.”