Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The oblivion fear is something else, fear that I won't be able to give anything in exchange for my life. If you don't live a life in service of a greater good, you've gotta at least die a death in service of a greater good, you know? And I fear that I won't get either a life or a death that means anything.”

“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off.”

“I just think if you don't”

“These are all direct quotes, except every time they use a curse word, I'm going to use the name of a famous American poet:”

“Colder by the hour, more dead with every breath.”

“She said, "It's not life or death, the labyrinth.”

“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.”

“She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.”