Humor Quote by Brandon Mull — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”

“Are you her boyfriend?”

“A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.”

“I like pancakes.”

“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”

“A lie twice believed is self decieved”

“I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.”

“Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?”

“What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

“You're such a cynic," Molly said.”