Humor Quote by Charlaine Harris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“By the way, I haven't heard an 'I'm sorry' from you yet." My sense of grievance had overwhelmed my sense of self-preservation.”

“Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

“Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.”

“The universe is a million billion light-years wide, and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. This is the position of the universe with regards to human life.”

“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”

“I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”