Humor Quote by Charlaine Harris — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”

“The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.”

“I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.”

“Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.”

“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor.”

“I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.”

“God, I love a man who reads”